Wanted!

Be on the lookout for this guy on Comedy Central. He's an ex convict named Otis Lee Crenshaw who's fed up with Nashville not taking him seriously. Maybe you've already seen this, but if not be warned.

I submit the following lyrics from a representative piece "Bag Lady" which is a love song...

Take off your coat, take off your boot

Take off your wooly hat and your boiler suit

Take off your ripped seam stocking

And your one running shoe

Take off your wedding dress, your camouflage vestand your one ski glove

Bag lady, bag lady let's make love

I got half fried chicken, Tennants in a can

Every woman I ever loved I just drove around the bend

Cos' love'll make you crazy, let's avoid the middleman

I know it makes no sense, tonight my only wish

Is to spend the night with someonewho speaks total gibberish

So put your hand in mine beneath the moon and stars

Tomorrow you can go back to screamin' at cars

She gets on the bus, gets off the bus,

gets on the bus gets off the bus, gets on the bus, gets off the bus

gets on the bus then off the bus

Then she climbs atop the bus

And then she tries to drive the bus

It might be crazy, it might be strange, but she had me at the moment

She screamed "GOT SOME CHANGE??"

We both got one Big Issue, mine is just to kiss you

Beneath the stars above

So bag lady, let's make love

DON'T YOU DARE MISS THIS! http://www.comedycentral.com/comedians/browse/c/otis_lee_crenshaw.jhtml is a link to this song in a video format..

I've been very lax lately

Ok....so I haven't posted in quite a while......I suppose I've just lost steam.

No rants....no raves..............I am a little concerned by the new allegations of prisoner abuse surfacing from Guantanamo Bay though.

Perhaps I should begin familiarizing myself with Canadian immigration law!