Jaques' theorem of pungescence

I'm taking a book from the Lady Shepherdess' book here by making up new words in the style of e.e. cummings. Following through with that spirit, I shall continue this posting without additional capitolization or punctuation

the theory states that given a particular bathroom fragrance (be it citrus/baby powder/spring freshness/crisp cotton or other flowery scent) said fragrance will by default become associated with the smell of faex (plural: faeces- english spelling) consequently said fragrance will cause the beholder to smell fex (plural: feces - north american spelling) even when shit (plural: shit - colloquial north american spelling) is not present in the atmosphere a further result is that anytime the beholder smells said fragrance though it be many weeks months years down the road the olfactory experience will be haunted by the smell of poo poo (plural: poo-poos New Haven toddler dialect spelling)

im currently exploring the options to obtain a government grant to allow me to further study this theory although the author believes that in time this will be proven as a law of nature rather than a speculative postulate rendering such research unnecessary.