Pedophillia, Facial Congruency, and the Passion of our Lord

Ok, there are a few things I just need to say.

I think that little old ladies who smile all the time are cute. I honestly believe that there are some folks out there who don't have a vindictive cell in their body, and often these folks are the ones who smile all the time. The others generally turn out to be pedophiles....(See the Best Damn Page in the Universe for more info on the "pedo-smile" and a quiz to determine your ability to recognize one) http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

However, when an event comes up where one needs a lector, ie passion readings, I really don't want these muppets to be the people delivering the readings. There is nothing less congruent than reading the text "...cried out with a loud voice, and gave up the ghost..." with a vacant shit-eating grin on your face. CONGRUENCY......make the face match what you say!

No one wants doom and gloom all the time, but there are certainly times when it IS appropos!