He Called the Sh*t POOP!
Hypothetical story.
There's this person, let's call him Carl. Carl works as a finance manager for a fine arts organization in a city somewhere in the midwest. As a part of Carl's daily duties, he leaves work early to take donor checks and season ticket checks to the bank. By the way, Carl is a bit of a shithead.
Suppose one day Carl leaves with the deposit in hand but forgets to take the deposit to the bank. Furthermore imagine that Carl takes the bank bag into his house, sets it on the table, and forgets about it. Carl cooks supper, has a good drink, plays with his new energetic St. Bernard puppy and goes to bed.
A day or so later Carl is taking his dog for a walk and notices some sort of paper sticking out of the puppy's 'business'. Let's get really wild for a minute and imagine that the paper just happens to be checks from patrons and donors.
Can you imagine the letter of explanation that goes out to said donors?
Not that this would really ever happen, just a hypothetical situation. But if it were to happen, what do you think should happen to Carl?
There's this person, let's call him Carl. Carl works as a finance manager for a fine arts organization in a city somewhere in the midwest. As a part of Carl's daily duties, he leaves work early to take donor checks and season ticket checks to the bank. By the way, Carl is a bit of a shithead.
Suppose one day Carl leaves with the deposit in hand but forgets to take the deposit to the bank. Furthermore imagine that Carl takes the bank bag into his house, sets it on the table, and forgets about it. Carl cooks supper, has a good drink, plays with his new energetic St. Bernard puppy and goes to bed.
A day or so later Carl is taking his dog for a walk and notices some sort of paper sticking out of the puppy's 'business'. Let's get really wild for a minute and imagine that the paper just happens to be checks from patrons and donors.
Can you imagine the letter of explanation that goes out to said donors?
Not that this would really ever happen, just a hypothetical situation. But if it were to happen, what do you think should happen to Carl?
posted by Jaques Cartier at 11:31 PM
3 Comments:
Hypothetical, huh? Riiiiight. This couldn't possibly have happened across the street from another arts organisation (Anglo sp.?)located in the Midwest, could it?
Two thoughts....
1) What the fuck?
2) I like vaginas.
Carl should have to eat the poop.
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