Nome de plume
Sooo.
I recently appeared on the inagural concert of a church's fine arts series. It is a wonderful place devoted to great music, traditional worship, and the arts.
For this concert they had spared no expense, culminating in a series of large posters. Really REALLY NICE posters.
However they inadvertently gave me a different name "Jay Smith" which I'm considering using or modifying into a permanent alter ego.
Jameson Smith (the Irish Whiskey version)
Jay Smithson (a slightly more pretentious version)
Jameson Cartersmith ( I don't know what a Cartersmith smithies, but I suspect that its pretty darn cool)
Gene Simmons Cartersmith (the slightly edgy version where I wear lots of black and white makeup)
Ok.....any other suggestions?
I recently appeared on the inagural concert of a church's fine arts series. It is a wonderful place devoted to great music, traditional worship, and the arts.
For this concert they had spared no expense, culminating in a series of large posters. Really REALLY NICE posters.
However they inadvertently gave me a different name "Jay Smith" which I'm considering using or modifying into a permanent alter ego.
Jameson Smith (the Irish Whiskey version)
Jay Smithson (a slightly more pretentious version)
Jameson Cartersmith ( I don't know what a Cartersmith smithies, but I suspect that its pretty darn cool)
Gene Simmons Cartersmith (the slightly edgy version where I wear lots of black and white makeup)
Ok.....any other suggestions?
posted by Jaques Cartier at 11:05 PM
3 Comments:
How much smith could a cartersmith smith if a carter could smith smith?
Here's pretentious for you:
Jaye Carter-Smythe
Actually, in NASCARspeak, I believe it would be pronounced "car tahr"
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