What is a Wanker?

wanker - noun, tosser , jerk-off , terms of abuse for a masturbator, self centered individual or former Enron CEO.

Kudos to my friend Margie Thatcher for pointing out the term.

Disclaimer: Kenneth Lay is an independent individual with no affiliation with the Pen15 club or the entities thereof. His birthmark(resemblant to the Pen 15 insignia) is a perfectly natural phenomenon that merely appears similar to the actual insignia and he is not a bonafide member, nor is he entitled to the benefits thereof. Martha Stewart and Omnimedia have no connection with Ken Lay or Enron or the Pen15 Club, except that once on holiday Martha did have rather a lot of Zima to drink and admittedly diddled PEN15 on the forehead of her travelling companion and lover Johannes Brahms and his unsuspecting canine sidekick, the Tai-bo.